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I am afraid the answer is yes, the FBI is watching me.

It really was not my fault. It happened because I have been the fiancée of 77 U.S. generals. I was fatally attracted to these distinguished military men, just as a moth is drawn to a flame. Because of these long-distance relationships, the FBI became interested in my case. I had no idea that talking to fake generals was against the law, but ignorance of the law excuses no one from compliance therewith.

Apparently, I had violated a new “Law Policy” recently issued by Pres. Donald Trump. Now the FBI is working on my case. This is the story of how I was first notified that the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) had detected my illegal online activities.Pamela · Aug 13What’s it like to be investigated by the FBI?Yesterday, I was contacted by the FBI. As befits a government agency, their (scary) message informed me that I was under investigation. The author of the text was evidently in a great hurry to tell me the bad news because he/she even misspelled the name of the agency. In a nutshell, the FBI claimed that everyone I had been sending money to online was a scammer. In somewhat tortured prose, they instructed me to stop communicating with these people and only respond to FBI messages since they would support me and help bring the scammers to justice. So far, so good. * This is to inform you that we have been monitoring your payment for a Very long time and as at today, we discovered that you were mislead By some people communicating with you that has make you send money to fake people online and this has caused a lot of problems in United state here. After our good screening and verification we notice every one you’ve been sending money to online is a “Scammer”, Stop every further communication you are having with everyone you are communicating with online and make sure you don’t reply to any message that doesn’t come from this office contacting you.. kindly write back to this email when you see this, As you know, we are not a supporter to any criminal act, and as you are also aware that our duty is to ensure a peace and lawful society for man kind, So we want you to be rest assured that we are solidly behind you and to help fitch out these scammers and to use them as a scapegoat so others can learn to stop fraud. (The FBI in the United state, informing me that they know I chat with scammers.) I effusively thanked the FBI for their warning and assured them that I did not support criminal acts either. However, they would have to tell me when I made my last scammer payment, since I really didn’t remember ever doing this. I also suggested that they learn how to spell their agency correctly: FEDERAL BUREAU (not BEREAU) OF INVESTIGATION. Unfortunately, the FBI must not have appreciated my message. They then told me they had all kinds of proof of my nefarious activities. I was suddenly threatened with immediate detention! * This is to inform you that we have secured all the proof and evidence required to proceed with the charges. Our investigation has yielded conclusive evidence, including surveillance footage, financial records, and witness statements, confirming the violations. We now possess all the proof necessary for prosecution. You are hereby ordered to comply immediately with all instructions from our officials. Failure to comply will result in enforcement actions being taken against you, including detention and legal proceedings without further notice. (The FBI in the United state, telling me that my goose is cooked.) I thanked them for informing me and asked them to send me all of the information they had gathered. However, once again, I insisted that they correct their spelling errors (BUREAU instead of BEREAU) because it detracted from their credibility. However, the FBI had more urgent matters to focus on. Typographical errors paled in importance alongside the fact that I was talking to fake US Army generals. (Oh, the horror!) * Typos error. Thank you anyway . Overall, I am here to give you instructions on what to do on this case. Moreover, From our investigations so far…We also noticed that you’ve been talking to some fake U.S ARMY General. (The FBI in the United state, objecting to my love affairs with their military.) When I admitted that I was currently up to 77 generals, this must have sealed my fate. By admitting my military chat activity, I had unknowingly hammered the last nail into my coffin. The FBI was actively working on my case and sent me a photo to prove it. * As you can see, We are actively working on your case. I thought that this was very impressive and told them so. (As we all know, anything that we see in a photo must be true.) I also suggested once again that they should correct their typo. * That is not the point. I just told you it’s a typos error. Now my question for you is, Are you aware of the consequences for talking to scammers without reporting them to the right authorities? (The FBI in the United state, wanting to play Truth or Consequences with me) I mentioned that if this were against the law, they would have to arrest half the world. * We knew that. And so we’re working on that. Your case is not the first. (The FBI in the United state, informing me of widespread world corruption) As I speak, I am now cowering in my vacation hideout in northern Spain, waiting for the FBI to knock on my door and take me away to a federal prison. Could the total eclipse that I viewed last night have been a presage of doom? Indeed, on 2 August 1133, a solar eclipse occurred, and King Henry I died shortly afterward, prompting the spread of the superstition that eclipses are bad omens for rulers. Hopefully, I will escape the curse, and the FBI will lose interest in my ‘case” and stop investigating me. One can only hope. …. To be continued

Of course, I requested further information, and soon afterward, I received the following message.

• Hello Mrs, I am Dana Scully, FBI Special Agent…I am the one working on your case. I got a good news for you only if you’d like to follow my advice so you don’t have to the penalty for talking to a scammer with the fake identity of a U.S Army General whereas you know it’s a scam without turning them in. (FBI Special Agent Dana Scully telling me unpleasant truths)

To prove her identity, Dana even sent me her credentials:

Credentials proving that Dana Scully is really an FBI Special Agent

As you can see, Dana must be the real deal. She is quite the busy bee since in her spare time, she also works in X-Files.Dana Scully – WikipediaFictional character in the television series The X-Files Fictional character Dana Katherine Scully, M.D. , is a fictional character and one of the two protagonists in the Fox science-fiction , supernatural television series The X-Files , played by Gillian Anderson . Scully is a Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Special Agent and a medical doctor ( MD ), partnered with fellow Special Agent Fox Mulder for seasons one to seven and seasons 10 and 11, and with John Doggett in the eighth and ninth seasons. In the television series, they work out of a cramped basement office at FBI headquarters in Washington, DC to investigate unsolved cases labeled ” X-Files .” In 2002, Scully leaves government employment, and in 2008, she begins working as a surgeon in a private Catholic hospital, where she stays for seven years, until rejoining the FBI. In contrast to Mulder’s credulous “believer” character, Scully is the skeptic for the first seven seasons, choosing to base her beliefs on what science can prove. She later on becomes a “believer” after Mulder’s abduction at the end of season seven . Scully has appeared in all but five episodes of The X-Files , and in the 20th Century Fox films The X-Files , released in 1998, and The X-Files: I Want to Believe , released 10 years later. The episodes in which she does not appear are ” 3 ,” ” Zero Sum ,” ” Unusual Suspects ,” ” Travelers ” and ” The Gift ” (excluding archive footage). The eleventh season marked Anderson’s final time portraying the character. [ 2 ] Dr. Dana Katherine Scully was born on February 23, 1964, in Annapolis, Maryland , to William ( Don S. Davis ) and Margaret Scully ( Sheila Larken ), into a close-knit Catholic family with Irish ancestry. [ 3 ] [ 4 ] She has an older brother, Bill Jr. , an older sister, Melissa , and a younger brother, Charles, who is never seen on the show except in flashbacks. [ 5 ] In the canonical 2016 comic book series , published by IDW Publishing , the two-part issue “Ishmael” revealed Scully had a paternal half-brother, named Tam Minh Nguyen. [ 1 ] Scully’s father was a navy captain , who died of a heart attack in early January 1994. [ 6 ] Dana Scully grew up in Annapolis, Maryland and later in San Diego, California . As a young girl, Scully’s favorite book was Moby-Dick and she came to nickname her father ” Ahab ” from the book, and in return, he called her ” Starbuck .” Due to this, she named her dog Queequeg . [ 7 ] Scully attended the University of Maryland , and in 1986, received a Bachelor of Science degree in physics . Her undergraduate thesis was titled Einstein ‘s Twin Paradox : A New Interpretation. [ 8 ] Just out of medical school, she was recruited by the FBI; she accepted the agency’s offer of employment because she felt she could distinguish herself there. After two years in the bureau, Section Chief Scott Blevins assigned her to work with agent Fox Mulder . A promotional image for the first season of The X-Files featured Anderson as Scully. Upon beinhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Scully

I immediately asked her what I needed to do, and she answered almost immediately.

• Well there’s no much to discus I just want to share an attorney number with you to contact him so he can help you out in this case because this case is way bigger than what you can ever imagine due to the new law. (Special Agent Dana Scully, giving me much needed advice)

She advised me to consult a qualified attorney “in here in the state” She would even help me find one.

• I wouldn’t want you to take any action on your own because you have no single idea about how this case is. The attorney will help you verify the matter through the relevant official authorities and make you rely on documented instructions rather than assumptions. (Special Agent Dana Scully, acting as my guardian angel)

Special Agent Dana then recommended an attorney, who would be willing to get me out of hot water (for a fee). Quite appropriately, my new legal eagle is called ‘Mathew GoodWeather’. Attorney GoodWeather, the soul of efficiency, was excellent at giving orders. His instructions were very clear.

• This is Attorney Mathew GoodWeather. Agent Dana Scully told me everything about your case with the FBI. And she asked me to be of help to you so that you don’t have to get penalized for this because President Donald Trump has issued a new Law Policy which you’ve violated. So before I get started in this case you will have to make a pay for my job before and after. Also, To protect your interests and maintain compliance with me, you are hereby instructed to take the following steps immediately. Cease All Contact:
• 1. Terminate all phone number, email, text, and digital communications with these entity or any associated individuals(Scammers)
• 2. Reserve All Evidence: Do not delete any messages, emails, transaction receipts, or call logs. Keep everything exactly as it is.
• 3. Disclose Disseminated Information: Provide our office with a comprehensive list of all corporate data, personal identification information, or financial assets you have shared.

Even with only one ‘t” in his name, Attorney Mathew GoodWeather sounded very serious. But to make sure, I asked him for the following legal information:

1. The full name and official citation of President Trump’s new Law Policy, including the date it came into force as well as the specific section of the law that applies to my case and the exact penalty I am facing.
2. His attorney registration number, the state in which he is licensed to practice, and the name and address of his law firm.
3. A written engagement letter explaining precisely what services he would provide and his fee schedule, including the amount required before he began and the amount required afterward.

Surprisingly, Mathew became upset with my requests. He had a lot of clients and was rescheduling his appointments at warp speed for me! I should be grateful that he would take my case. He told me that I was guilty of Aiding and Abetting as well as Conspiracy. I could spend as long as 20 years in a Federal Prison!

• Dear Pamela, you came to me because of recommendation and I have a lot of cases I’m dealing with but because of influence of person that led you to me is one of the big reason I’m rescheduling my appointments. That doesn’t warrant you to start investigating me just the way you just did. I know my worth and I focus mainly on cyber crime cases under the Maxey Law Firm, P.A. in pinellas county FL. Your crimes come differently and I will list few of them.
• Aiding and Abetting (18 U.S.C. § 2):Under Title 18 U.S. Code Section 2, anyone who aids or abets a federal crime is punishable as a “principal” (i.e., someone who committed the crime). If you provide tools, code, or support for a cyberattack, the law treats you as if you hit the keys yourself. [1, 2]
• Conspiracy (18 U.S.C. § 371):A conspiracy is defined under 18 U.S.C. § 371 as an agreement between two or more parties to commit a federal crime.Even if the cybercrime fails or you do not do the final hack yourself, planning it with others is a separate federal crime. And the penalty that comes with this charges are.
• Aiding and Abetting Penalties: You face the exact penalty of the underlying cybercrime statute, such as the Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA) (18 U.S.C. § 1030). This can mean 1 to 20 years in federal prisonper count, plus heavy fines and financial payback to victims, depending on the damage caused. [1, 2, 3, 5]
• Conspiracy Penalties: A general conspiracy charge under Section 371 carries up to 5 years in prison and large financial penalties, independent of the actual hack. [1, 2]

Attorney GoodWeather also informed me that I was in hot water because my identity was used and the “fbi made some arrest and your name was Mentioned because they created with you picture.” If I needed to know more about his legal status, he told me to ask Dana.

• You should better ask Dana about me. I don’t think you want any help with all of these questions because the crime has been committed but you are comfortable without knowing what’s coming at you. When you are ready for me to kick start, you should let me know and I will let you know my payment plan.

So, you can see where my admiration of U.S. military generals in Syria/Yemen/Gaza/Ukraine/Korea has finally led me. Unless Attorney Mathew GoodWeather saves me from certain disaster, I will soon have a one-way ticket to Federal Prison. (Please send me your thoughts and prayers, and perhaps an emerald necklace to pawn for Mathew’s legal fees.)

This is a wake-up call for all of you ladies out there who are currently talking to Gen. Eric Hill, Gen. Paul LaCamera, Gen. William Garrett, or Gen. Austin Miller. The FBI is watching you.

Will Myers · 

The FBI is one of the main sources of organized harassment of targeted individuals. The HSA is the main coordinator of mental torture and the destruction of lives. They store private, monitored information on targeted individuals who will eventually be every domestic in the population. They interview the TIs’ neighbors and schoolmates under the guise of clearing for a classified position.

In my case, I was in the army working as an overseas shipment clerk. I only had two months until my discharge date. I was told that we all needed classified clearance or a rating. After I was discharged, acquaintances confronted me and asked what I was into. Then they told me they or their family had been interviewed extensively about my past, like who my girlfriend was in the 6th grade. I am sure more people were interviewed but didn’t confront me. Yes, I learned I had a classified rating about two weeks before being discharged. Ha ha! A joke!

People began pulling out in front of me on the highway and caused me to wreck, and I almost was killed. One time, the gang stalker missed me and hit the car directly behind me, killing the family within. Frighteningly, they were gray-headed old white ladies and middle-aged white men; no one around 20 years of age. The harassment increased at my job site, and I was set up and fired from all the following jobs. I lost my family bc they blamed me, and at first I and others were not aware of the snakes, rogue social scientists, perpetrating the illegal and destructive stalking.

Comments

TangerineTariffTyrant · Aug 19

Thank you, Pamela. That was quite hilarious. An entirely different sort of scam, a whole new species. You can be proud.

Pamela

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I am curious about how much he will charge.

Mark Binfield · Aug 19

You should ask him if he’ll be willing to accept payment in the form of live chickens. If he complains, tell him your last lawyer was willing to accept that.

Marcus Gustafsson · Aug 19

That’s the thing a bit, isn’t it? A friend entered Thailand with a knife, a bit stupid perhaps, but it had probably worked before. He is a gemologist and used to go there to trade. At the airport one of the officers told him that it was a very serious crime, and that you will have to come with me to…

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Ed Larson · Aug 19

Scambogus Giftcardis?

Anna Aflame · Aug 19

For those old enough to remember…

“Things are getting strange I’m starting to worry, this could be a case for Mulder and Scully.“

I’ll be humming that tune for the rest of the day now.

KJ · Aug 22

Absolutely LOVED this show!!

Kitty Kat · Thu

Yessssss!!! Bring back the classics!! 💃

Joel Fisher · Aug 19

At least the attorney didn’t have his own disaster he needed saving from. Quite the different kettle of fish. I sense a new book in the works if you can be helped by more of these helpful folk.

Pamela

 · Aug 19

I am collecting scams… yes, hopefully for a new book.

Joel Fisher · Aug 19

Secret Services Scam Sagas – alliteration for the win!

Lina · Aug 19

To be acquainted not only with famous generals and various billionaires, but also with Dana Scully! Someone is really lucky, despite being a criminal.

Pamela

 · Aug 19

It was my destiny.

Eva Hyatt · Aug 19

This is my absolute favourite. A bit disappointed that they still haven’t mentioned gift cards, but maybe in the next instalment. I hope I don’t miss it.

Another disappointment is Agent Scully. Where is Agent Mulder?

Michael Kavanagh · Aug 20

With the girls, pesumably!

Kitty Kat · Thu

🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣🤣

Adam Brower · Aug 19

This just gets better and better. I envision Netflix Originals in your future.

Anti Scammy · Aug 19

This one surely is a different angle. Maybe the scammers are becoming desperate and resorting to different scripts. The FBI and other agencies may be the next script as oil rigger and general may be losing their effectiveness perhaps. One can only hope.

Ed Larson · Aug 19

You’re building (or uncovering, at least) a map of this whole ecosystem, and that raises an intriguing question.

Considering your experience with this species of creature, do you think it more likely that this latest crop are the “Generals” themselves, just going on to the scam’s next phase, or are these even lower on the food chain: bottom-feeders not connected with the originals; opportunists moving in to see if there’s anything left to scavenge from the skinned carcass?

Pamela

 · Aug 19

I am not sure. These people’s texts are so lame; they must be bottom-feeders. I will have to ask around in Scamland if anyone knows about this.

Jacobs Trovbel · Aug 19

I am a serious student of your chronicles so let me put to test what I learned so far by making an educated guess; Mr Goodweather is going to demand that his retainer fee be paid in Apple gift cards.

Pamela

 · Aug 20

He still hasn’t answered because he is probably still rescheduling all his clients. I can’t wait to hear back from him.

Stephen · Aug 19

Oh what a mess! I wonder who’s watching you now, the IRS?

Pamela

 · Aug 19

lololol…. I would be more worried about the IRS.

Martin Hastie · Aug 19

KJ · Aug 22

😂😂😂

Jenny Baker · Aug 19

Now, if only they had sent Fox Mulder instead…

Michael Kavanagh · Aug 20

Hi Pamela.
A younger me would have done anything, and I mean anything, to be investigated by Agent Scully!

KJ · Aug 22

Lol

Arthur Mulders · Aug 19

Staying turned…Sure like to read how they are trying to pull this scam off.

Agatha Dormund · Aug 19

I collect Barbies and found a Dana Scully doll. So I bought it and added her to my collection.

–Jonathan · Aug 22

Erm…“for all of you ladies out there who are currently talking to Gen. Eric Hill, Gen. Paul LaCamera, Gen. William Garrett, or Gen. Austin Miller”…if they are gullible enough to believe that, they’re gullible enough to believe “The FBI is watching you.”

Pamela

 · Aug 23

Yes,.——- I have found Poe’s Law to be true. Some people are completely unable to detect parody, irony, or sarcasm. They take my posts at face value… sigh.

Stephanie Wolfe · Mon

Hilarious! You have got to admire their cheek. Channel 5 in the UK has put up all the episodes of the X Files on demand. Maybe that is what has inspired them?….

Shelley · Aug 19

I am beginning to gather the ingredients for the file cake I will bake you Pamela, so all your fears may be dissipated!

Pamela

 · Aug 19

Thank you. It will be useful in my federal prison.

Shelley · Aug 19

Chocolate with a creamy vanilla mousse filling-got your back-my fav cyber criminal!

Arthur Mulders · Aug 19

Oops..tuned not turned..guess I have been reading to many of the misspelling in their texts to you Pam.

Jeff Daschel · Aug 19

🍿

Erika R. · Aug 19

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

SteveH890 · Aug 20

When you’re thrown in the slammer, let me know which one and I’ll bake you a cake with a file in it. 🤣🤣🤣

Yiannis Papadopoulos · Aug 20

I think you should contact Fox Mulder. He’s (mostly) on good terms with Dana Scully and he’d want to believe you.

Dreamer 

Always thought the actress Gillian Anderson was pretty and very ladylike.

Dorothy Langner · Aug 21

That’s fine by me the FBI can knock on my door anytime because I was Scammed by “ Retired General Paul Joseph LaCamera” for an awful amount of money. The FBI im informed don’t message anyone they Knock on Doors im in the UK so their field office in London most welcome to call, with IDs and a warrant and my local CID .

Pamela

 · Aug 22

I am sorry that you were scammed. I have been engaged to 11 versions of Gen. LaCamera and am now about to marry Version 12. He just asked me to help him with $ 12,345 (notice the consecutive numbers) for repairs to the mansion where we will live in wedded bliss. I fear that I will soon have to break off our engagement.

Dorothy Langner · Aug 22

Thank you I was so nieve 3 years ago not long after loosing my late husband I just Block LaCamera evefy chance I get don’t do dating sights so God help anyone on them who comes across him on there

Kitty Kat · Thu

I came across “him” yes so many times..the first one was…”hullo beautiful!” BLOCK button immediately and yep..”eeeeeewwww” words used! They are real chances! Pffft! Total eeeejits! 🤣🙄

KJ · Aug 22

Sounds and looks like a broken-hearted scammer is attempting to get revenge. Poor attempt, none the less… lol

Sandra Pikolcz · Aug 22

No one especially that FBI is watching you

Mark Martel · Mon

The Perils of Pauline, er, Pamela!

Sandra Huibers · Wed

Oh, that just made my day:-D

Kitty Kat ·

Ohhhh my giddy heart Pamela!!! I could not stop laughing!! I can just see this little man come up with…”eish!! iss very hawt 🥵 ouside sooo I be GoodWeather” (capital G..capital W!!) Ohhh he is a genius! Perhaps his momma bear could help him with his attorney English…or he can show me the copy and paste from ChatGPT or whatever they call it!! Agent “Scully” her signature does not even match her name! Bless her pretty cotton socks…and thanks to Pinterest too!

You have.. Pamela made this auld lady laugh and I’ve never laughed so much before!! Thank you so much for making my day!! You are amazing!! 👏

Pamela

Thank you, Kitty Kat. There are two more episodes to this story.

Kitty Kat ·

Looking forward to it!! 😊